Who would you want as a partner if you were stuck in a real life survival situation?
(…) Thomas because we’d sit down and smoke cigarettes and be like ‘Oh, okay’.
- Kaya Scodelario
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
#ITS LIKE THEY’RE WATCHING THE KIDS PRACTICE FOOTIE #AND LOUIS WANTS TO INTERRUPT AND HE HAS TO HOLD IT IN #HE’S GOING TO LET THE COACH DO HIS JOB #EVEN THOUGH HIS HANDS ARE TWITCHING #AND HARRY IS IN AWE BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY IS COORDINATED #HE’S GLAD THAT THEIR KIDS IN PARTICULAR ARE NOT AWFUL x
I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values
#modernized mythology? #modernized mythology #artemis owns a nightclub called Selene; across town her brother apollo has staked his claim with Sol #dionysus probably owns a club too though his is more popular with the younger clubbing set; the ones who want to do #coke lines in the bathroom and every other person you bump into offers you X; there are back rooms specifically designated for orgies #and you’re no one until you’ve got some outrageous story from Dion’s club #but Apollo and Artemis’s places are much classier; for unwinding with the upper set #poets and artists and literati at Apollo’s; women and athletes and outdoorsmen at Artemis’s #Zeus is probably the CEO of whatever conglomeration secretly bankrolls them #Leto was probably his secretary or his coworker and they had to hide their affair unless his wife found out #god it’s so easy to adapt these stories it’s almost like human nature hasn’t changed in the last few millennia (via notbecauseofvictories)
I have such a mythology-nerd boner right now
AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
shout out to female teachers that are verbally sexually harassed like every day by annoying students